Where do you take old stale jokes? 

To the ba dump dump

(thank you, I'll be here for as long as digital media lasts)

Dimetapp $.10 a tap

I've heard of a man named Sue, but What do you call a man named sally? 

Hey Sally man, der!

memoir

roomservice

taxie

D Note (oral)

1001 nights

Dadablog




ny years:

books in the free machine:

facault's pendulum
experiments with mirrors and lights
forever young
jokes philosophical

Blushing apple

We were picking Ginger Gold apples and looking for the apples with a bit of red blush on them. I asked, "how do you make an apple blush?"

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"You tell it a saucy joke."

Later I told this joke to the priest that baptized my nephew Sacha George. I loved telling a saucy joke to a priest.

I think it is a great joke because it is meta. In fact if the jokee blushes then he/she IS the blushing apple of the joke.